Because it’s almost the big day I’ve brought you something extra special, two for the price of one! Karen and I are a weird couple so I’d probably wrap her present super pretty, bows and ribbon, real girly like… There would be a pretty pair of crotchless panties and a matching lacy bra inside. But they would be wrapped around one of those fake plastic vomit things. Such is the nature of our relationship… 🙂